[-empyre-] Cowboys

[Cristiano Bianchi <cristianobianchi@yahoo.com>]

> I hope you are no Lionel Richie fan:
> http://www.zen15631.zen.co.uk/bb.mpg

Great one, I knew about that. But also:

Dinner for three at a convention of surgeons. The
first one goes: "I'm the greatest. I had this man who
had lost 7 finger in a car accident. I reattached them
6 months ago: he'll be playing a piano solo next week
for the queen of England!"
The second: "Well, not that impressive. I had this
athlete who lost both his legs in a plane accident. I
reattached them and he'll be running 110 hurdles at
the next olympic games."
"You guys are just amateurs, sorry" says the last. "I
had this chap, riding a horse frontally against a
train coming at 120mph. All I had left to work with
was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. He's now
President of the United States".

Maybe old, but gives the idea...

Cristiano



 --- Josephine Bosma <jesis@xs4all.nl> wrote: > 
> CB> And sorry, but the "no war" sign on the opera
> house is
> CB> a crime against art: everyone know what public
> opinion
> CB> think about this war, no need for childish
> effort that
> CB> damages a shared patrimony. Just my 2 penny
> opinion.
> 
> I hope you are no Lionel Richie fan:
> 
> http://www.zen15631.zen.co.uk/bb.mpg
> 
> 
> 
> ;)
> 
> 
> J
> *
> 
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